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      CommentAuthorkennysia
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    My girlfriend complain my dick is too big. How?
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    I DONT WANT BE CALLED AUNTIE!!!!!!

    fuck
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    big momma boo can or not
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008 edited
     
    mamasan boo also better.

    /cries

    ok drama over.

    advice: obviously u r not a man who is well-versed with the kitchen. any dude with a dick too large would know how to utilise his skills in the kitchen and shave off the annoying extra bits with a POTATO PEELER.

    in my village, we use the santan grater.

    if all fails, pls go to nigeria and feel small about ur kkj again.
    • CommentAuthormunak
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    Dear Aunt Naeboo,

    i can never find the rite hole, please help

    -desperate-
    • CommentAuthornicky
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    Dear Aunt Boo,

    Where is Chee hung? :D


    -sent from banned cafe-
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    munak>> do this simple exercise.

    stand up with both feet hip-width apart. take a deep breath.

    look directly in front of u and close ur eyes. both hands at the sides in relaxed mode.

    imagine ur fingers to be swimming in butter, caramel or maple syrup.
    take off ur pants and then put at least 2 fingers into ur asshole.

    there.

    u have just found ur perfect hole. YOUR OWN.
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    nick>> how the hell i know.

    maybe in his clinic yammering to himself how great he is, rocking side to side in his safety zone on a grandma chair.
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      CommentAuthorck4376
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    wat is the meaning of life??
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    funny, honey.
    • CommentAuthorAD
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    Dear Mamasan Boo,

    Give me the number for this Thu PowerBall.
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      CommentAuthorcheehoe
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    I want to achieve nirvana can you lead me to the road of enlightenment?
    • CommentAuthorAlvin
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    Dear Aunt Boo,

    How come Nick got no bola?

    hehehehe
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      CommentAuthorck4376
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    where is the balls???
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      CommentAuthorcheehoe
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    If nick got bola then aunty bo* got janggut

    kekeke
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    /caressing wispy janggut

    mmhmmm.....

    nicky no has bola coz the bola is kicked into chelsea's goal and MU won last nite.

    now still in europe. ball no want to comes backs.
    • CommentAuthornicky
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    goalllll.. my ball is the winning ball.. :D
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      CommentAuthorcheehoe
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    and nick is damn proud of it.... haha
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    /caressing more janggut

    mmmhhmmmm....

    confucious say "the best things in life are free and comes in small packages... like maggi kari"
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    Dear Auntie Boo boo,

    When will you be coming back to Singapore? We would really love to see you in your undies again.
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    TK>>go suck a tampon. in fact, suck three. ur bloody mouth too stinky.




    since when i wore any undies to sg?
    dont spoil market.
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    Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahah



    Priceless lahh...damm good thing i am reading these threads at home and not at WORK...

    Whew ~ :P
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    ho*>> the road to nirvana is the same road to india.


    call 1-800-india-airlines for more information. thank u.
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      CommentAuthorcheehoe
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    I called but all i got was

    "Amahhh... ayamahhhh.... aahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

    So does that mean that ll road to enlightenment is now closed?
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    urrr....

    pls press 1 for english.


    dott dotttt dotttttt
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      CommentAuthorck4376
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    ho* pressed wrong language..

    "Amahhh... ayamahhhh.... aahhhhhhhhhhhhh" <--- which country speak like that lar...
    • CommentAuthorAD
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    mamasan boo, where are my lucky powerballs number?
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    spasticsland
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      CommentAuthorjunkie
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    Hahaha this is damn funny
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    AD>> 6, 12, 18, 24, 36, 42
    • CommentAuthorSeizhin
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    Boo's a dick expert?
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      CommentAuthorcheehoe
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    There is no language options lah.

    Sz : Bo* is our DICKtionary
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    /throws DICKtionary to ho*.


    here. catch.


    but this DICKtionary is not alphabetical order wor.. it goes by inches. hahahas
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      CommentAuthorzique
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    Dear Aunty Boo,

    Why is Manchester United the best Football Team in the World in this Century?
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    bcoz one of the biggest fans is sleeping with me.
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    Classic Boo! XD

    Altho the answer would have been cooler, if ur answer were: !Their BIGGEST fan with the Biggest Balls is sleeping with me."
    • CommentAuthorsherry
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    this is me...

    laughing hysterically at 1am...

    watched by my parents...

    wondering if i've lost my mind...

    u guys are the best! ><
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    dude..... mrbf swaggers when he walks NOT LIMP!
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    What was I supposed to say? " Biggest Fan with Biggest COCK!" ?!

    Man U won. Your kkj is Happy. You is Happy.

    End of Story.

    ~ FIN ~
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    /kicks stan into longkang


    why u interested in my bf's ayam???????
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    ayam jantan to be precise...
    • CommentAuthorNo.44444
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008 edited
     
    Mamasan Boo... a girl criticized and said that my dick was too small and we are on the verge of breaking up... but I love her with all my soul.... What am I supposed to do now !?

    -heartbroken-
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      CommentAuthorZ0E
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    Dear Momma,

    Do you think it's appropriate to wait till marriage to 'do it'? Or is it already morally accepted to fornicate? And do you believe in the end of the WORLD?!
    How and when?! :D



    Zoe!
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      CommentAuthorjunkie
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    it's morally accepted to fornicate. it is also morally encouraged to fornicate in public areas. during a flight is best.
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      CommentAuthorRen
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    mamasan boo,

    shud i puasa for few years more?


    hmmmm
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      CommentAuthorck4376
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    puasa more nvm lar,
    be a monk even better
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    no44444>>having a small dick is nothing to be ashamed of.


    that's why u need to KILL URSELF (ephasis on KILL KILL KILL) to save ur ego from further ridicule and embarassment.

    also, save us girls the trouble of "getting to know u and laugh at ur idiotic jokes" only to find out u got a kkj of a 5yo.
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      CommentAuthorjunkie
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    HAHA boo

    i think there is a lesser-discussed aspect to this (but equally important):

    Most guys have derringers, some guys have double barreled shotguns, but I reckon the guy with a six shooter must be one hell of a lover, never mind size....
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    zoe zoe zoe... one question at a time! dude.....

    no1>>i dont think nike endorses the idea of WAITING. havent u noticed ald that their motto is JUST DO IT**?

    no2>>fornicate is the word to describe sex with/like animals. urrr.... i think i better not comment on ur choices in life. but try not to inject too much formadelyde into the snakes, they rot too fast.

    no3>>the end of the world is coming when u notice theres more stupid ppl ard u. every time someone says sthg bimbotic, a piece of the sky is falling.

    u think that's snow? or hailstorm?

    think again.

    no4>>im not notradamus, dude...

    *mumbles*



    **mamasan boo holds no responsibilities on what IT means.
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      CommentAuthornaeboo
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    ren>>u look a bit fat.

    detox by fasting is a good way to start.


    try for a year. it cld take away the fats from ur brains

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